Party Time at Chicken Central 12/13th August

[GeorgeEI7KO]

50 minutes ago, gsx said:

Really ? Too fucked to notice . Was an ace weekend mate, thank-you 

You seemed grand to me Jay. Not a bother on ya... 

[Paulm]

1 hour ago, clivegto said:

Your's was one of them  @Paulm @Wee Man @Blubber my Turbo Scratcher and the Turbo Harris as well as @fatblokeonbanditteapot which is now owned by me soon to become the sleeper Turbo Pot 

We must be doing something right then Clive

[clivegto]

8 minutes ago, Paulm said:

We must be doing something right then Clive

Yea man  just need a bit more interest in the bike of the month. 

[Wee Man]

Superb weekend, thanks @clivegtofor your hospitality, mucho appreciated.  

Great catching up with some old rogues again and meeting some new ones. And yes, I really am a short arse, though standing by @Blubberonly magnifies the problem 

[clivegto]

Fantastic picture though 

[slayer61]

Gawd dammit that looked like a bucket of fun! 

[Paulm]

44 minutes ago, slayer61 said:

Gawd dammit that looked like a bucket of fun! 

It was

[GeorgeEI7KO]

19 minutes ago, Paulm said:

It was

Except nursing the sore head Saturday morning. Lol. 

[davecara]

Sound on @gsx!!

[clivegto]

Stroopwafel drink any one 

I make some of that moon shine stuff for Stafford 

Edited August 15, 2023 by clivegto

[Paulm]

19 minutes ago, clivegto said:

Stroopeafe drink any one 

I make some of that moon shine stuff for Stafford 

Sounds good to me Clive,just cleaned me bike after the weekends shenanigans,well worth getting it dirty

[clivegto]

24 minutes ago, Paulm said:

Sounds good to me Clive,just cleaned me bike after the weekends shenanigans,well worth getting it dirty

Just finished tidy up the yard, haven't even looked at the bikes yet 

[gsx]

3 hours ago, davecara said:

Sound on @gsx!!

Bunch off cunts lol,clive did make a cup of tea though  still covered in bites from the hay bales, in me defence daz was up later than me  and there was talk of towing his tent with him in it round the yard 

Edited August 15, 2023 by gsx
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[Wee Man]

[imago]

Balls!

[DAZ]

Oh bloody hell , was this just you or were you out as a group ? North Yorkshire plod don't do fixed cameras at the moment but they do love a camera van... Sorry mate 

[imago]

3 minutes ago, DAZ said:

Oh bloody hell , was this just you or were you out as a group ? North Yorkshire plod don't do fixed cameras at the moment but they do love a camera van... Sorry mate 

I was with the other lads, and looking at Google maps it's where it goes from 60 - 30. Clearly I wasn't paying attention. 

It's 1 mph above the fixed penalty/driver awareness band, so that's six points, a fine of between £100 and £1,000 or a 7 - 28 day ban.

[DAZ]

I know it's easy for me to say but wait to see about points and fine , hopefully plod will be lazy and sting you the minimum - 3 points and £100. Think if it's anything else it has to go to magistrate court and according to the news there's a backlog of around 350,000 cases , I hope so ,keep me fingers crossed for you.

Edited August 17, 2023 by DAZ
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[imago]

10 minutes ago, DAZ said:

I know it's easy for me to say but wait to see about points and fine , hopefully plod will be lazy and sting you the minimum - 3 points and £100. Think if it's anything else it has to go to magistrate court and according to the news there's a backlog of around 350,000 cases , I hope so ,keep me fingers crossed for you.

I think the "manned equipment" means a van or plod with a gun. 

Maybe it's a sign to save the money and not build a turbo bike but buy a 125 instead?

[DAZ]

9 minutes ago, imago said:

I think the "manned equipment" means a van or plod with a gun. 

Maybe it's a sign to save the money and not build a turbo bike but buy a 125 instead?

Yeah like I said North Yorkshire doesn't do fixed cameras, it'll be a van, my mate Andy always sprayed chain lube on his number plate ,leaving the plate illegible rode round for a couple of summers till an actual police car pulled him over and made him wipe it clean after he swore blind that he hadn't noticed it after his kids had cleaned the bike for him ....  Build the turbo, never gonna regret that, but in your dotage you'll be thinking " I wish I had built it " 

Edited August 17, 2023 by DAZ

[imago]

2 minutes ago, DAZ said:

Yeah like I said North Yorkshire doesn't do fixed cameras, it'll be a van, my mate Andy always sprayed chain lube on his number plate ,leaving the plate illegible rode round for a couple of summers till an actual police car pulled him over and made him wipe it clean after he swore blind that he hadn't noticed it after his kids had cleaned the bike for him ....  Build the turbo, never gonna regret that, but in your dotage you'll be thinking " I wish I had built it " 

Bow said on FaceBook that there was a plod with a gun standing under the price sign on a garage forecourt. I didn't clock him, obviously.

[DAZ]

Just googled some stats 2.3 million speeding offences 97% by cameras , breath tests at lowest since 2002.... It's all about tech for them, break out the chain lube ....

[imago]

1 minute ago, DAZ said:

 break out the chain lube ....

 Pervert! 

[Blubber]

1 hour ago, imago said:

Bow said on FaceBook that there was a plod with a gun standing under the price sign on a garage forecourt. I didn't clock him, obviously.

I noticed him,  don't think i was passing him fast. Only time will tell 

[imago]

28 minutes ago, Blubber said:

I noticed him,  don't think i was passing him fast. Only time will tell 

You'll probably get a Brexit exemption or that woman Helen will turn out to be the chief inspector's sister.  

Anyway, it could have been worse. Imagine if they'd been out with the breathalyser.