et1170 Posted August 6, 2017 Posted August 6, 2017 Thanks for the Invite Paul and putting up with us southern softies, had a great weekend. Massive thanks too to all involved in getting my keys out of my locked van, a great way to introduce myself ! 6 Quote
Paulm Posted August 6, 2017 Author Posted August 6, 2017 22 minutes ago, et1170 said: Thanks for the Invite Paul and putting up with us southern softies, had a great weekend. Massive thanks too to all involved in getting my keys out of my locked van, a great way to introduce myself ! Glad you could come mate, hope you can get to some more. 2 Quote
vizman Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 the steward wearing a 'zero fucks given' t-shirt asking havoc aboard his 'Anarchy EZ' not to ride around at 3mph without wearing a lid..... .....if the kidz are united....we will never....be divided.... 8 Quote
Havoc Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 33 minutes ago, vizman said: the steward wearing a 'zero fucks given' t-shirt asking havoc aboard his 'Anarchy EZ' not to ride around at 3mph without wearing a lid... If I'd been her, I'd have been far more concerned about the chemicals and milligrams. 4 Quote
KATANAMANGLER Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 19 hours ago, Ben Slabby said: Very special thanks to @Paulm for a superhuman boozing session until about seven AM in the morning. Truly outstanding and an inspiration to us all. It was nice to attend an event without @minx and I having to organise it. I enjoyed the 2 wheeled 700 mile round trip and all of the good company. Well done Paul and Ben for stepping up and running the show. @vizman told me my RF900 GIVI pannier rack looked like the Starship Enterprise so it's only fitting you get a snippet from the log. Captains Log: Star date 6/08/2017 03.00hrs Asleep in my quarters I was a woken by loud voices; I hurriedly dressed then I go to investigate. I find crew members Paul Morris and Rich Hocking, amongst others, still awake, but something strange has occurred, something is affecting their behaviour. They are speaking but I am barely able to understand their words. A faulty universal translator perhaps? I thought about sending them to sick bay but then I notice the many empty bottles and cans of Romulan ale strewn around their chairs. "These men are drunk out of the minds" I thought. I reminded Crewman Morris that he had show duties in just a few short hours. "no prosbled" he replied, "i'zz just gonna stay up all nightzz, hic" Rich slurred something similar. At this point they firmly insisted I have some ale myself. I felt for ships moral it was the best thing to do. Little did I know this was a precursor to an hour long conversation ( if indeed you could call it that) about the site and shows and the site and shows and the site and shows oh and the site and shows. You guessed it; We were trapped in the infamous "Romulan ale loop" Both crewmen were making the same incoherent points over and over again then forgetting what they said and resetting back to the beginning. I had to act fast. With some empty bottles and a lighter I constructed a 3 D digram of our ships inbound digital marketing matrix and began to explain it. There were some initial protests of "fuck hashtags" but pretty soon both men quietened as there eyes became transfixed on the moving bottles and lighter. Before long they were back to talking loudly about who would win in an arm wrestle and I knew my work was done.The sun had come up and it was now 06;30 so I decided to return to my quarters for an hour before morning inspection. Captain's Log: Star date 06/08/2017 09.30hrs Crewman Morris had failed to report for duty. Rumours had begun to spread that he was dead as there were several reports that his ghost had been sighted over at the shower block. When he appeared for duty we quickly realised the origin of the ghost sightings. Fortunately for crewman Morris, his shipmate Ben was able to take up the significant slack. That said, Despite his diminished well-being Morris somehow held it together for the remainder of the day. That night was a much quieter one. Great weekend! Thank you to everyone involved. 17 Quote
vizman Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, KATANAMANGLER said: ....easy action bottle opener.....not so easy access shifter.... the smell of diesel and the image of a wheeling Klingon d7 in the slabby mirrors 3 Quote
vizman Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 1 minute ago, KATANAMANGLER said: You wouldn't let it lie..... ....you wouldn't share Quote
vizman Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 17 minutes ago, KATANAMANGLER said: Wait! where's my shifter? is it in shipside locker 1a? 2 Quote
Paulm Posted August 7, 2017 Author Posted August 7, 2017 I was indeed highly unable to string a sensible sentence together on Friday night/Saturday morning,must of been something in one of the beers I had partaken of,many thanks to Ben for looking after things Saturday morning,after a couple of grandad naps I was almost firing on all cylinders again and yes Saturday night was a bit quieter than Friday night but we still had a good laugh,was a great weekend and as I've said before was great to see you all again. That chair was a fucking good snoozing chair though,think I might have to buy one. 8 Quote
Havoc Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, KATANAMANGLER said: " Both crewmen were making the same incoherent points over and over again then forgetting what they said and resetting back to the beginning." It was funny, mainly because it wasn't me for a change Edited August 7, 2017 by Havoc Incoherent English 4 Quote
KATANAMANGLER Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 23 hours ago, Havoc said: It was funny, mainly because it wasn't me for a change First officer Davidson tried to assist but his efforts were in vain... 1 Quote
Paulm Posted August 7, 2017 Author Posted August 7, 2017 2 hours ago, whyte25 said: I left my chair there.... doh! Might be in the back of the motor home Daz. Quote
Captain Chaos Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 5 hours ago, KATANAMANGLER said: Mmmmmmmmm...... stroopwafels Quote
KATANAMANGLER Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 11 minutes ago, Captain Chaos said: Mmmmmmmmm...... stroopwafels Turbo wafels. 2 Quote
Guest YoshiJohnny Posted August 7, 2017 Posted August 7, 2017 6 hours ago, whyte25 said: I left my chair there.... doh! I think it got rescued... I had a cracking time...don't remember a lot of it but I am a flat faced senile old cunt apparently... Thanks to all who organized and all who came.. I have a general dislike of people except the ones who show up to events.. Roll on the next get together.. YJ Quote
Rene EFE Posted August 8, 2017 Posted August 8, 2017 10 hours ago, YoshiJohnny said: I have a general dislike of people except the ones who show up to events.. Yeah..., thanks... Quote
jonny1bump Posted August 8, 2017 Posted August 8, 2017 Really sorry had turn invite down couldnt be helped with current state of incomplete crank. I enjoyed event last year looks like you all had a good un. Quote
Blubber Posted August 8, 2017 Posted August 8, 2017 Looks like a proper OSS gathering Maybe next year 1 Quote
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